Top Racked Stunners Who Would Put the Thrills in an Erotic Thriller

Erotic thrillers are like noirs hyped up on sex-steroids. Crazy, horned up problematic characters behaving in toxic ways, often wallowing in the worst stereotypes. You know, fun.

Grip-Framing: The Art of Framing the Cleavage Aesthetic

The biggest misconception about any visual art form is that you simply point the camera and click. There’s a lot of things to take into consideration; lighting matters, angle matters, costuming matters, makeup matters, etc.

Pandora Peaks is the Stuff Dreams Are Made of

Pandora was the first woman with a blatant set of plastic cannons I had ever seen. Oh sure, there was Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith, but Pandora had literal sidewinders. You could see them from behind!

Denise Milani and the Birth of the Bimbo Tease

There are some women whose combination of beauty, personality, skill, and sheer force of BTE will rewire your brain. I’m not talking about being so hot they inspire an anodyne “awooga” or "I'd tap that." I’m talking about the kind of hot that makes

The Ascension of Penny Lane

At the risk of talking a thing to death, I want to talk about Penny Lane. A model that I have been banging the drum, and other things, for years. I’ve been a fan for so long that I remember when it was impossible to search for her online

What's in a Cup Size?

As a melon felon, I struggle to get my normie friends to understand that there are wonders and treasures far beyond the letter D. There's more in heaven and Earth, my dear friends, than dreamt of in your mosquito bite philosophy. However, experienced melon felons understand they must

Adventures in 'Sploitation: ''Gator Bait'

It's almost embarrassing how much real estate of my adolescent mind the VHS box covers of 'Gator Bait and 'Gator Bait II: Cajun Justice ' occupied. It was the pre-Internet days, and you needed to get visual stimulation where you could. Albeit the cover for

We're All on Danni Ashe's Internet

Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Where do I begin? Danni Ashe is a model whose name isn’t known by a lot of younger people. But her legacy looms large, even larger than her mouthwatering double Fs.  As a melon felon growing up in the 90s, it was a dire

A Slight Delay

Good news, bad news time, everyone. We'll start with the bad: Due to a myriad of events dealing with the holiday weekend, there will be no article or updates today. But don't fret. We haven't got to the good news yet! 0:00 /0:

Getting the Fit Right: Texas Chainsaw 3-Double D

The cleavage aesthetic need not always have cleavage to be effective. Case in point, Alexandra Daddario in Texas Chainsaw 3D. Daddario, as the lithe, buxom Heather Miller, is the perfect example of jiggle cinema. Sadly, the movie also serves as how no matter how hot the lead is, if a

Memories of SaRenna

I came of age just as the big-boobed model hit its peak phase. Drew Carey was a mainstay at the NYC Scores club. Daytime talk shows were having dancers like Wendy Whoppers and Lisa Lipps on to talk about their plastic surgeries and face the audience's confusion,

What a Pair!: H.O.T.S (1979) and The House Bunny (2008)

In 1979, a sexploitation film, H.O.T.S., bounced its way into the drive-ins. You might recognize it under its sleazier, better title, T&A Academy. Or more likely as the obvious inspiration for the infamous Hooters uniforms. A shameless ripoff of Animal House, it tells the

The Stone Cold Fox of a Generation

The summer of 2007 was all about Michael Bay’s raucous and juvenile epic, Transformers. A live-action adaptation of the toys turned cartoon, and a treasured mainstay of my childhood. Though the movie seemed more concerned with the humans than the robots and bizarrely obsessed with the wrong human

No Post Today

It's been a busier week than normal, and as such, I didn't have time to get an article out. I'm so sorry for not having anything. But I will have an article for next week, I swear. Plus, I did have time to update

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The One and Only Sweeney

A lot has been written about Sydney Sweeney both as an actor and as a sexual pop icon of the era. While her status as a pop icon may be debatable, her status as a sex symbol isn’t. She oozes sex so effortlessly and so blatantly that in an

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Get Lost in 'Delirium: The Photo of Gioio'

I am but a mere mortal. In my heart, I know Lamberto Bava’s Delirium: Photo of Gioioa (Le foto di Gioioa) is not the best Bava, nor even a great giallo. But it has Serena Grandi and Sabrina Salerno, two exuberant Italian sex bombs, and both of whom bare

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The Rise of Gooner-Consumerism

Part of why I started this site was, yes, I like boobs. But more importantly, I like WOMEN with big boobs. Or, at the very least, a personality big enough that it feels like they have big boobs; hence BTE. I have a type. I don’t apologize for that.

Groping for the Cleavage Aesthetic

I love boobs. Bouncy big honkin’ jugs to medium jiggly melons; I love ‘em all.  I’m not ashamed to say that there are a few things as breathtaking and captivating as a hefty set of milkers onscreen. Whether they be swaying, bouncing, jiggling, or merely taking up space on

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My Stacked Cast for the New 'Baywatch'

They’re remaking “Baywatch”...again. Only this time, the remake is a TV show and not an ill-fated cinematic letdown. Honestly, this is brilliant, since I can’t think of anyone working today who has the requisite appreciation for recoil cinema to pull it off.   At first, I was

The Art of Carver

It’s impossible to know, objectively, who the hottest woman ever might be. Whenever anyone pitches their pick, it’s usually understood that the decision was based on averages rather than any comprehensive data or expertise. This isn't an art or even science; it's bullshit. Conversation

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Take a Walk on the Sleazy Side With 'Wild Things'

John McNaughton’s Wild Things asks the burning question, “What would you do to have a threesome with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards?” It’s a fair question.

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The Time 'Baywatch' Got Lost Trying to Find a New Pamela Anderson

Much like Brie Larson, Daddario has the mouth-watering tits and talent. To say nothing of a set of eyes so mesmerizing, breathtaking, and hypnotic that if we still made silent films, she would have a niche all her own.

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Brie Larson's Innate Sex-Appeal

On December 18, 2019, a seismic jiggling event occurred on late-night television: Brie Larson guest-hosted the Jimmy Kimmel Show. It was, on paper, expected to be a seemingly unremarkable event. Celebrities have long guest-hosted talk shows before, and Brie Larson was simply another in a long line

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