Top Racked Stunners Who Would Put the Thrills in an Erotic Thriller
Erotic thrillers are like noirs hyped up on sex-steroids. Crazy, horned up problematic characters behaving in toxic ways, often wallowing in the worst stereotypes. You know, fun.
Grip-Framing: The Art of Framing the Cleavage Aesthetic
The biggest misconception about any visual art form is that you simply point the camera and click. There’s a lot of things to take into consideration; lighting matters, angle matters, costuming matters, makeup matters, etc.
Pandora Peaks is the Stuff Dreams Are Made of
Pandora was the first woman with a blatant set of plastic cannons I had ever seen. Oh sure, there was Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith, but Pandora had literal sidewinders. You could see them from behind!
Denise Milani and the Birth of the Bimbo Tease
There are some women whose combination of beauty, personality, skill, and sheer force of BTE will rewire your brain. I’m not talking about being so hot they inspire an anodyne “awooga” or "I'd tap that." I’m talking about the kind of hot that makes
The Ascension of Penny Lane
At the risk of talking a thing to death, I want to talk about Penny Lane. A model that I have been banging the drum, and other things, for years. I’ve been a fan for so long that I remember when it was impossible to search for her online
What's in a Cup Size?
As a melon felon, I struggle to get my normie friends to understand that there are wonders and treasures far beyond the letter D. There's more in heaven and Earth, my dear friends, than dreamt of in your mosquito bite philosophy. However, experienced melon felons understand they must
Adventures in 'Sploitation: ''Gator Bait'
It's almost embarrassing how much real estate of my adolescent mind the VHS box covers of 'Gator Bait and 'Gator Bait II: Cajun Justice ' occupied. It was the pre-Internet days, and you needed to get visual stimulation where you could. Albeit the cover for
We're All on Danni Ashe's Internet
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Where do I begin? Danni Ashe is a model whose name isn’t known by a lot of younger people. But her legacy looms large, even larger than her mouthwatering double Fs. As a melon felon growing up in the 90s, it was a dire
A Slight Delay
Good news, bad news time, everyone. We'll start with the bad: Due to a myriad of events dealing with the holiday weekend, there will be no article or updates today. But don't fret. We haven't got to the good news yet! 0:00 /0:
Getting the Fit Right: Texas Chainsaw 3-Double D
The cleavage aesthetic need not always have cleavage to be effective. Case in point, Alexandra Daddario in Texas Chainsaw 3D. Daddario, as the lithe, buxom Heather Miller, is the perfect example of jiggle cinema. Sadly, the movie also serves as how no matter how hot the lead is, if a
Memories of SaRenna
I came of age just as the big-boobed model hit its peak phase. Drew Carey was a mainstay at the NYC Scores club. Daytime talk shows were having dancers like Wendy Whoppers and Lisa Lipps on to talk about their plastic surgeries and face the audience's confusion,
What a Pair!: H.O.T.S (1979) and The House Bunny (2008)
In 1979, a sexploitation film, H.O.T.S., bounced its way into the drive-ins. You might recognize it under its sleazier, better title, T&A Academy. Or more likely as the obvious inspiration for the infamous Hooters uniforms. A shameless ripoff of Animal House, it tells the