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12
Oct
No Post This Week
If you follow me on my socials, you'll know that I announced that this week's article
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04
Oct
The Dark Mistress of the Cleavage Aesthetic
Everyone loves big titty goth girls. Which is why everyone loves Elvira. I’m no exception.
In my article about
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27
Sep
Five Breast-est Actors That Could Play Power Girl
Say what you will about the DC cinematic universe; it has become a haven for melon felons. This is largely
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20
Sep
Tiffany Towers Made Dreams Come True
I’m not sure if people these days have someone like Tiffany Towers. Oh, I'm sure they do.
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13
Sep
The Milani Files: Denise Hits the Gym
You’d think after twenty-some years Denise Milani would lose some of her allure. But nope. Not even a
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06
Sep
Dolly Parton: Bimbo Icon
Dolly Parton was the perfect woman. Brash, honest, sexy, kind, with a delightfully pervy wit, and equipped with two monster knockers.
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30
Aug
Sydney & Kylie: Two Cups on the Same Bra
Come on, you had to know this was coming? Sydney Sweeney, once again, outdid herself and made one of the
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23
Aug
Ika, Ika, Jigglin' All Day: The Recoil Cinema of Ika D'auria
Sometimes I’ll come across a stacked beauty who is prolific and ubiquitous online and yet doesn’t have a
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16
Aug
Why Are We Even More Afraid of Sex Now?
Recently, I was trying to chart the path of my melon felon journey. Call it nostalgia, but I was curious
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09
Aug
No Post This Week: Honk for Vreeland
I had a banger article planned for this week. But it's proving harder to crack than I initially
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