The Gazongas Gazette

A spotlight on babes from around the internet who are making their bra work overtime.

Summer's here, and that means one thing: bikini season. Every melon felon's favorite season, when babes put on their skimpiest swimsuits and turn every beach into a runway and soundstage for recoil cinema. Of course, you can't celebrate bikini season properly without June's Gazongas of the Month, Jordan Carver.

Imagine if Fast Times at Ridgemont High had Jordan Carver instead of Phoebe Cates?

Few stacked icons knew how to frame their massive talents in a way that gripped the viewer. Carver was a legend amongst her peers in the early 00s Glamour Pin-Up era; she always knew how to make every photo captivating.

It takes Jordan a long time to wash a car. But her customers never seemed to mind.

Few pin-ups utilized pervy phallic imagery quite like Jordan. Something tells me she was used to be sprayed.

Carver was an expert at what I call grip framing. A term that means when a model or director makes sure to frame a massive pair of melons dead center in the frame. You see a lot of the 90s and 80s big bust models do this. But there's a charm to the act when you see it outside of porn. There's a sexual rawness to the act that makes it all the more taboo and titillating.

Far from objectification, grip framing isn't carving a woman up into pieces. Quite the contrary, it's the model/photographer/director directing you where to look. An offshoot of montage theory, grip framing uses objects within the frame to bring out an added layer of erotic titillation. The best ones find ways to have fun with grip framing. Few knew how to have fun with grip framing and showing off their gazaongas like Jordan.