No Post This Week: Honk for Vreeland

I had a banger article planned for this week. But it's proving harder to crack than I initially thought. It doesn't help that between work and life, I haven't had the time or bandwidth to crank it out.

But don't fret, Recoil Cinema, Quick Gaze, and The Gazongas Gazette have all been updated. If I don't have an article for you, I'll at least always update those three pages.

Next week we'll be back to our regularly scheduled program, all about the glory of big fat fake melons, overflowing milk tanks, and other melon felon issues.

In the meantime, take a breath and enjoy some Caroline Vreeland. A racked goddess with the honkers of Angela White and the aura of Marilyn Monroe. If we lived in a just universe, her career would have the same trajectory as Sydney Sweeney. The two have the same levels of off-the-charts BTE, so that if they ever worked together, it would change the culture for the better.

One more thing. If you're looking for the Recoil Cinema or Quick Gaze pages, you'll find them at the bottom of the page. However, if you don't like where they're located, join the club. I'm working on a fix as we speak and hopefully will have them better highlighted within the next day or so.

Though now that I mention it, how do you feel about those pages? Do you like them? Or are they something you often forget about? An out-of-sight, out-of-mind sort of thing?

What are your feelings on The Gazongas Gazette? Do you like that it's updated weekly? Or would you like it more if it were done differently, like with less text and more pics/vids/GIFs?

Sweet Jeebus, those warheads are fully-fucking loaded.