22
Mar
Groping for the Cleavage Aesthetic
I love boobs. Bouncy big honkin’ jugs to medium jiggly melons; I love ‘em all.
I’m not ashamed to
9 min read
Carl
15
Mar
My Stacked Cast for the New 'Baywatch'
They’re remaking “Baywatch”...again. Only this time, the remake is a TV show and not an ill-fated cinematic
8 min read
08
Mar
The Art of Carver
It’s impossible to know, objectively, who the hottest woman ever might be. Whenever anyone pitches their pick, it’s
12 min read
01
Mar
Take a Walk on the Sleazy Side With 'Wild Things'
John McNaughton’s Wild Things asks the burning question, “What would you do to have a threesome with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards?” It’s a fair question.
9 min read
20
Feb
The Time 'Baywatch' Got Lost Trying to Find a New Pamela Anderson
Much like Brie Larson, Daddario has the mouth-watering tits and talent. To say nothing of a set of eyes so mesmerizing, breathtaking, and hypnotic that if we still made silent films, she would have a niche all her own.
11 min read
13
Feb
Brie Larson's Innate Sex-Appeal
On December 18, 2019, a seismic jiggling event occurred on late-night television: Brie Larson guest-hosted the Jimmy Kimmel
10 min read
10
Feb
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