12 Oct 2026 4 min read

No Post This Week

If you follow me on my socials, you'll know that I announced that this week's article would go up Today. Sadly, that does not look to be the case. The reason is that work has been really hectic, and I don't feel confident that anything I pound out today would be very good.

In other words, I don't like giving you guys half-baked work. (Typos aside. Who among us is perfect?) However, I also don't like leaving you guys with nothing. After all, you subscribe, so I feel somewhat duty-bound to give you something.

So, since October is Spooky Season and I typically post the iconic Czech bimbo Denise Milani for these kinds of posts, I figured why not post the Milani Wonder Woman set.

**Denise really puts the "bust" in "bustier".**

**Here Denise shows that Wonder Woman being on her knees doesn't necessarily have to mean subservience. She could just be a massive tease.**

That's right. The fully loaded brunette vixen did a set as everyone's favorite Amazonian Warrior. The only real drawback is that while she has the lasso in these pictures, she never finds herself tied up by it. Key sera sera, I suppose.

But honestly, after seeing this, can anyone really blame a melon felon for being, at the very least, annoyed that they gave the part of Wonder Woman to a vacuous twig like Gadot? At least they could have found someone with BTE.

The grip-framing in this set is off the charts. First off, can we talk about how her hair hangs down and frames those glorious watermelon-sized milk tanks? Or how they are slightly below the center of the frame, so your eyes fall downward, pulling your focus? Anyone who ever gets Wonder Woman in this position better be well-hydrated.

Few have women have nailed the "come hither" look like Denise. Or should I say the "cum hither" look? Either way, whether she's teasing chewing her golden lasso like a good bimbo, or giving you bedroom eyes, Denise puts the "wonder" in "Wonder Woman".

But I digress.

What these photos show is that more than anyone, Denise could have easily filled Lynda Carter's Wonder bra. It may have been a cheesy CW show, but by God, it would have been a weekly television event just to see Denise run and wobble on our television set.

**Forget boots. Denise is going to run in legit heels. She can do it. I believe in her. And if she fails... well, I'd like to see that too. (What? A guy can have more than one fetish!)**

**When Denise flexes, it's not her arms we look at.**

Part of what makes Denise's dress-up as the Warrior Goddess unique is that she herself was a fitness model. She's not as ripped or toned as she would be later in life, but you can see the very real admiration and inspiration the model takes from the jiggly heroine.

Probably more than any other heroine, Dian Prince feels like she should be played by an actual bimbo. The two share a lot of the same overlapping beliefs. Not to mention, it would be a fascinating way to tackle and dissect the idiotic term "male gaze".

**Fake or natural, I don't care. Denise and those gazongas belong in a museum. Or at the very least, on the big screen, bouncing about larger than life.**

**Wonder Woman being a big-rig hauler only means she'd have to be fit. So you see, it's another pin in the argument for casting racked and loaded actors or models as the Amazonian Goddess.**

If you're wondering where all this is going, I have no idea. But hey, don't say ol' Carl ever left you empty handed.

Images courtesy of denisemilani.com